I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I want a musical about memes.
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