do herpes really smell.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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