They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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