i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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