Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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