how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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