Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just pee around me
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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