After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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