you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So many bounce houses so little time
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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