Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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