I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
