even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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