I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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