I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Randomize
