Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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