I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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