Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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