didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You can make out without kissing
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