4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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