I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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