I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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