why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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