don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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