Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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