I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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