I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Another day, another engagement, another cat
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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