You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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