Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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