I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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