I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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