His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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