I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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