Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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