sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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