She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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