The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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