I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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