It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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