Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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