So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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