Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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