Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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