Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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