3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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