Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
