I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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