Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
