Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
