i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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