I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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