How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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