Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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